When I was at school - all those years ago - I once got into trouble for making fireworks in the laboratory after school. Myself and several other kids were all severely chastised for apparently trying to burn the school down.
Anyway, I recently came across this telephone conversation in which Becky, an 8 year-old Dublin girl calls a Demolishing Company because she wants her school knocked down.
You have got to listen to this ...
That girls a winner isn't she? What tremendous confidence she has for someone at such a tender age!